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Magnet fishing kicks ass.
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Yeah.
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Now, pull up something
good this time, dumbass,
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like a rusty gun
or, like, gold.
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Whoa!
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Whoa, Butt-Head.
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I got something big.
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Ahh!
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Augh!
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Butt-Head,
it's crushing my--
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my ribs.
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Stop fooling around
with the magnet, dumbass.
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We're trying to make
some money here.
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Guh!
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Uh! Uh!
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It's stuck to my pacemaker.
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Whoa, cool.
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I don't feel so good.
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What's a pacemaker
even do anyway?
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Where am I?
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All I can see is a dot.
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Ugh.
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Come on.
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Quit hogging the magnet.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, I got something
good, Butt-Head.
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Whoa!
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Whoa,
check it out, Butt-Head.
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This is my bike from
when I was a kid!
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It was a present from
my mom's new boyfriend
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so I wouldn't tell her
about his other family.
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Yeah.
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Here's where I
scratched my name on the paint.
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See?
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Beavis.
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You liked it too, remember?
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It sucks.
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You're just jealous
because I got a present.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm, like, happy for
you or something.
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And then one day,
someone stole it.
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Someday I'm going to
find out who it was.
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And I'm going to dedicate
the rest of my life
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to kicking their ass.
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Yeah.
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Beavis, I have
something I need to tell you.
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Yeah?
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What is it?
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It was Stewart.
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Stewart.
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♪ Can we go back
to how it was ♪
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♪ Before my pride got ♪
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What's going on
with this girl?
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She looks kind of weird.
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Uh, that's not a girl.
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It's Kid Laroi.
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No, I mean the other girl.
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The blonde one, you know?
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Something's,
uh-- something's going on.
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Uh, I think,
like, this is LA.
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And they say, like, people
in LA are all plastic.
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They get their faces
shot full of brobloxin.
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It works, though,
because I bet she's, like, 50.
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Whoa.
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I think
she's, like, not real.
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Uh-- oh, yeah.
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She's, like, a love doll.
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Oh, really?
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, she's just,
like, a life-sized doll.
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And you can do whatever
you want to her.
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Whoa.
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So you can do
whatever you want?
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Yep.
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Wait, wait.
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This is against the law, right?
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No, I don't think so.
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And how much does one
of those things cost?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I think they're expensive.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Yep.
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Wait a minute.
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Maybe I could, like, make one.
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What are these things made of?
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Uh, I don't know--
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plastic or something?
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Yeah, yeah!
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We could, like, get a bunch of
plastic and melt it all down
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and make one of those things.
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It can't be that hard.
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Uh, it seems pretty hard.
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You've gotta,
like, mold a bunch of plastic
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into something that
looks like a chick.
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It doesn't need to look
that much like a chick.
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In fact, for what
I have in mind,
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it doesn't need to look
like a chick at all.
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All we got to do is, uh--
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well, let me see.
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All it really
needs is one thing.
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Get this here.
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OK.
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Yeah, see, we got all
these plastic bottles.
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I knew there was
a reason we didn't recycle.
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Yeah.
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Where'd you put the
scissors, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Get these.
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A drill maybe.
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Drill.
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Beavis, if you're going
to put a hole in this couch,
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I'm kicking your ass.
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Oh.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah, I'll think
of something else.
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Oh, I know.
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I know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the microwave.
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Yeah, check this out.
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Uh, Beavis?
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It smells like
plastic's burning.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it is.
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It's melting.
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Check it out.
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Fire! Fire!
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I'm just gonna take this.
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Just set this here.
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Let me get my pants.
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Now, just, uh-- just shape
it to my schlong, see?
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Come to papa.
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Ahh!
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Dumbass.
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Ow.
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Ah!
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God damn it.
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There's Stewart's house.
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Goddamn dirty butthole.
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Stupid son of a bitch.
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Stole my bike.
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That's right.
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He sure did.
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When he opens this door,
you should kick his ass.
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Beavis and Butt-Head?
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You finally came over to visit.
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Damn you, Stewart!
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I'm going to kick your
ass because you stole--
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You want to come
in for a beer?
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A beer?
Yeah, OK.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
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Sure, yeah.
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Beer would hit the spot, yeah.
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This is what it's
all about, right?
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Mmm.
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Beers with your best
friends from high school.
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I mean, I'm not a big
drinker, but Kaitlyn made some
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of her famous cucumber water.
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Are there any more beers?
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No, uh, sorry, guys.
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I think that's it.
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That's enough, Stewart!
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There's a time in a
man's life when he's
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not going to take it anymore!
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So today, I'm going
to kick your fat ass--
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This is just like old times.
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Let's get some pizza.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
pizza sounds cool.
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Yeah.
OK, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Buy us some pizza.
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Man, we had some good times.
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Hey, remember when you
locked me in the closet
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and forgot I was in there?
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You guys, always giving
me the business--
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Shut up, butthole!
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It's finally time
to kick your ass--
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Oh, Kaitlyn's
home from the pool.
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OK, yeah, let's check
out what your wife looks
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like in a bathing suit.
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That'd be cool. Yeah.
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Ooh, good idea.
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Kaitlyn, honey, look who
finally came over to visit me.
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Oh, you must be Beavis and
Butt-Head, Stewart's friends.
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Stewart's told me so much about
how you were the three amigos.
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You know he talks
about you constantly?
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So, what brings you by?
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Um, wait, why would
we ever come here?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Stewart,
you stole my bike.
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This bike?
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That's right, butthole.
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Yeah.
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Kick his ass.
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Oh, no, you're
misremembering.
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That's not what happened.
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Check out Beavis's bike.
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I'm going to throw
it in the river.
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But that's friendship, huh?
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People giving you the business.
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Damn it!
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I'm gonna kill you, Butt-Head.
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Ahh!
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Damn it, Beavis,
I'm gonna stick that
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up your butt sideways.
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You like that,
damn son of a bitch?
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I've hated you for 30 years!
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I'm gonna kill you! Ahh!
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- Damn it, Beavis.
- Ahh!
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Don't worry, Kaitlyn.
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I'll kick--
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Guys, do you want
some mini quiches?
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Kaitlyn made them
for her book club,
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but you can have
them if you want.
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What?
Huh?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, I'm stuffed.
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We ate a bunch of those little
cheese pies in the fridge.
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Yeah.
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They sucked.
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- Ahh!
- Ugh!
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Guys?
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Hey, guys.
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Honey, I'm trying.
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Damn it.
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Uh, sorry about that.
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Do you have any more beer?
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00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,298
Is it OK if I sit in
the back with Beavis and--
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No.
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Thank you, Stewart's wife.
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Drive through.
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Listen, Kaitlyn and I are
really upset about the--
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mostly great hang, guys.
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Maybe next time at your place.
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Uh, no.
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Classic.
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You guys.
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Stewart sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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Hey, Butt-Head, I think
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we got enough coins out of the
river to get the bike fixed.
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Uh, that means it's enough
money to buy beer
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with, dumbass.
242
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, beer rules.
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You're a good friend,
Butt-Head.
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You're damn right.
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Chirp.